There's a decent chance you may not have to pay for tickets to see Lewis Black at all - you can just sit in the parking lot and ear all of his rants spill out through the rafters. The curmudgeonly longtime stand up and TV personality is known for his rancorous diatribes on the current state of America. He's the antidote to A Prairie Home Companion. The grizzly comedy vet will be in Long Beach for one night only at the 3,000+ seat Terrace Theater wing of the Long Beach Convention Center. Ticket prices vary by seating, plus that all-encompassing Ticketmaster surcharge.