Podcast: "That's Funny. You Didn't Sound Black On The Phone!" A Q&A with Jacquetta Szathmari

Jacquetta Szathmari

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Have you ever been told that you don't sound the way you look? I have. Growing up in London, I was told that I didn't sound "black", or that I sounded "rich" because of how I enunciated my words. Black kids used the observation as a put-down, while white adults used it as a compliment. Now that I'm all grown up and living in America, I don't hear the line as much... HOWEVER, the combination of my brown skin and London accent has left a trail of confusion and (occasional) destruction in offices from New York to Los Angeles. It's funny, and I could write a (pretty funny) book about it.

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If I did write such a book, my first choice of title would be: That's Funny. You Didn't Sound Black On The Phone. Unfortunately, I can't use that as New York-based writer and comedian Jacquetta Szathmari is already using it for her one-woman show. "That's Funny. You Didn't Sound Black On The Phone" was a 2010 Hollywood Fringe Festival Best Comedy Nominee and tells the tale of a "non-conformist black girl in extreme rural Maryland who almost 'gives up on black people', takes the Official Preppy Handbook as her co-pilot, and flees to a Delaware boarding school with dreams of being nouveau riche and living Jesus-free in Connecticut. Dark, dark, comedy from a dark, dark comedian."

Jacquetta and her show are back in Los Angeles for the 2011 Hollywood Fringe Festival, so I had a chance to talk to the non-conformist Black girl from rural Maryland about her play and her travels. Listen to our laugh (and wince!) filled conversation below:

Jacquetta was kind enough to set aside two tickets to upcoming performances of her play at the Hollywood Fringe Festival this weekend for us to give away - Saturday, June 25 @ 2.30pm at Theatre Asylum OR Sunday, June 26 @ 12 at Fringe Central - but there's a catch: In order to qualify you'll need to tell us a (Rated PG!) tale of cultural confusion in Los Angeles in the comments below. The best story as chosen by the HFH gets the tickets. (Even if you don't have a story, chime in below and tell your favorite tale, and we'll take that into consideration.) We need to pick a winner by 5PM, Friday June 24th, so tell us your story!

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